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XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

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notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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GiantsFan13 - 23/07/2013 14:49 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

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lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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Anonymous - 09/07/2025 01:00 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I was in Barnes & Noble and some asshole was walking around with his phone on speaker to hear the baseball game. That asshole was my husband. FML

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Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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texmas 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.

PureGold 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:45

Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head. While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.

Chuck3791 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:40

hahah thats hillarious. Sorry.

ci120 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 4:14

Ditto to #66 You wanna talk about no class? Go to Fenway! Those people are animals! I also think its hilarious how if your a fan of a team with a winning tradition you're labeled as an asshole. At least yankee fans are not bandwagoners like about 60% of the red sox fans outside of boston.

No_Limit_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:01

Wow, that's cute that you're judging the looks of a fellow man. Have you come out of the closet yet? or was that your coming-out-of-the-closet method. Whatever it was, that was really stupid and I hope the story continues that he beat the crap out of you :D

YungMarlon23 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:25

Ahahahahahahaha!!!! Wow, look b4 you speak! aahahahaahahah!

soccergirlkrista 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:36

1. you're a jerk why would you ever say that. 2. Yankee;s fan are just stupid as a whole so why should they even be allowed near a baseball game.

mel2643x 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 6:38

You're so lucky that you got to go there already! i live in NYC and haven't gotten to go! **** MY life, you deserved that one!

Mr_Kennedy 4

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:16

Your Dad must HATE you for taking you to an MLB game.

buckeyes21 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:30

I have to say, the dude's good. Calling someone an "ugly asshole" in Yankee Stadium when the Yankees were playing at Camden Yards. Impressive.

GetYourShineBox 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:34

Well we know this didn't happen because the Yankees haven't played at Yankee Stadium since thursday so maybe you should go back to the drawing board and think of an FML situation that could have at least possibly happened...

SMF1834 1

Tuesday 12 May 2009 11:40

this wasnt even clever enough for a made-up story....the Yankees played in Baltimore on Sunday, and i would definitely know cuz i was at that game! and you still deserve it for being a Yankee fan in the 1st place