Death and Delivery: Bigmouth Strikes Again

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Username - 25/10/2010 11:03 - France

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML

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You deserved it 6 630

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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You deserved it 56 795

By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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You deserved it 2 169

The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 256

You deserved it 183

By KMKWEEN - 16/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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You deserved it 10 697

By ... - 12/03/2009 18:57 - France

Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML

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You deserved it 27 436

Thanks for the memories

By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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You deserved it 116

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 11:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

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You deserved it 35 880

Bad timing

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 02:00

Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML

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You deserved it 283

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 06:41 - United States

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 2 647

By Auston - 17/07/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

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You deserved it 5 183

worldclass 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

you had no way of knowing, not your fault!

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

OP, remember when you make presumptions you make a pre out of Sue and umption. Wait...

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Schazam 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:14

Become a coroner where your worst day will consist of gaining one on the table. make yourself feel better and go mace a poodle

hairt 4

Monday 25 October 2010 16:15

lesson learnt: just smile and say "have a nice day". LOL

1221jamw 11

Monday 25 October 2010 16:19

Wow way to screw everything up. You're a bad person.

tthhoomm 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 8:56

tr0llin'

GLaDOS8899 14

Sunday 3 November 2013 14:31

OP didn't know that somebody died! He/she was trying to be polite!

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 16:25

Mailmen: You're all evil! I know someone that may or may not have a personal vendetta against you postmen/women. Watch your back, OP. ;D

DepressedSoul124 0

Monday 25 October 2010 17:41

getting angry for people getting your mail for you. I don't have a mailman, I just get up and get my mail, lousy Americans.

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 17:46

Who the hell said I was American?

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 17:58

It clearly says in FFML's profile that she's Zimbabweian. Um, Zimbabweish. Zimbabweese. African.

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 17:59

We call ourselves Zimbabwazies.

ColdGold 6

Monday 25 October 2010 21:09

lucky her

wildcatman 0

Monday 25 October 2010 21:56

38 - I'd rather not drive 5 states away to pick up a letter from a family member thy wrote, so I guess I'm lazy? Hmm...

browncity23 0

Monday 25 October 2010 22:07

ok 38... I'm American sadly... I hate these bloody Americans but not all of them are bad ok ass hole?

perdix 29

Monday 25 October 2010 16:26

You could have said, "On the bright side, I won't have to break my back delivering all those sex toy catalogs she used to like so much."

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 16:39

perdix, you win 1 (one) internets for that comment.

abc1231 2

Monday 25 October 2010 18:22

that's sad! I hope she'll haunt you in your dreams for saying that..

lidemocr 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:37

nice

chickletno1 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:48

I lol'd.

Kiwimike92 5

Monday 25 October 2010 16:26

not your fault. you didnt know! i know that i probabaly just repeated everyone here lol

Xavi89 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:37

yeah dude it's cool! fyl

jomotto 3

Monday 25 October 2010 16:41

YDI for being a mailman !

daven_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:43

1st, OP, I'm sorry that happened on your first day on the job, be glad you have a job- work hard and move on and 2nd.perdix- you are one SICK ASS SON OF A BITCH, FYL that you were born instead of ending up as a sperm stain on your parents sheets!!!!!