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imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Is_This_Real - 13/09/2016 02:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

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Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

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True faith

csor027 - - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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Anonymous - 30/03/2016 06:53 - United States - Manchester

Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML

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Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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Classic

Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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backtosquareone - 04/10/2009 09:42 - Canada

Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML

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augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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wanijima 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:59

I do things like that sometimes, but joking about an awkward subject to try and make things less awkward? Uh... YDI, imo.

narcoticjunkie 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:01

hello, I'm a drug addict.

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:28

Might as well break the ice saying you're an alcoholic.

namhowell 6

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:42

Well this is the easiest YDI I've ever given. Why you got 500 people not to think ydi is amazing!

SoundTheAlarm 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:51

Haha this fml made me laugh. Nice going xD

FockinA 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:24

what's the problem? you like sex or not? just go with it and have fun.

LtHoward 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 1:56

You shouldn't have lied, YDI

suffer_for_beaut 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:07

hahaha

CharlotteRx 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:40

Honey, you fail at braking the ice!

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 March 2010 2:40

That's a classic! When I meet new people I introduce myself as a drug addict all the time, it really lightens the mood! How is an addiction funny? Think before you speak.