Bernie

Anonymous - 27/11/2017 06:00

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. It would have been great, if a mate of his didn't tell him to put Listerine strips in his mouth first "for the tingle." I've been running cold water over my burning genitals for 15 minutes while he laughs at the door. FML
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Akitakat 31

Return the favor & see if he is still laughing?

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Akitakat 31

Return the favor & see if he is still laughing?

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Demon_of_Light 27

No offense meant, but it doesn't take that much creativity or genius to do to someone else the exact thing that was done to you.

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RichardPencil 30

At least he’s paying lip service to oral hygiene.

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Lobby_Bee 17

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PennyLane27 32

Maybe, but it really does just sound like some ill-advice one dude would tell his buddy.

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Rabite 28

Well, shower sex would have been a better idea then.

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lexos 16

Eat some spicy food before you give him a ********

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RichardPencil 30

He’s clitorally the worst boyfriend ever!

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labiapatrol 8

I didn't know cosmopolitan had expanded their target group to men..

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samomaha 17

I'm sorry, OP. Similar thing happened to friends of mine on their honeymoon. They became amorous in the middle of the night, and he accidentally grabbed some Vicks Vap-O-Rub instead of Vaseline, and smeared it all over her privates. She said she spent what seemed like hours with her legs up the bathtub wall, letting the cold water run into her!

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zurc 9

cut up some jalapenos rub some on a small part of your hand before foreplay ?

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