Bedtime - FML

Bedtime

FML Videos - 21/09/2018 00:30

I believe I can fly...

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Friday 21 September 2018 4:59

Looks like krypto(Superman's dog)& an angel had a baby together 😨😏

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Friday 21 September 2018 4:59

Looks like krypto(Superman's dog)& an angel had a baby together 😨😏

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Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML

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Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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Too relatable.

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Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

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Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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