Miscellaneous Bad trip

Bad trip

MoneyMike - 12/03/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

80 229

11 925

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

42 072

9 052

FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

36 955

6 104

Long day, long ride home

Jennette - 13/09/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML

271

102

Lingering smells

UptoHERE - 04/02/2010 03:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

27 511

2 294

marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

21 880

2 725

Dribble drizzle

Anonymous - 02/05/2025 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML

353

171

pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

28 558

5 098

Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

24 491

5 329

No kinkshaming on FML

Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

59 732

9 340

eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

8 012

53 222

HANGtheFREAK 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

sucker 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:31

Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

sucker 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:31

Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

hellokittywhore 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 7:25

and no one noticed?? you must be pretty small! fyl indeedy!!!

rbond93 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:52

hahahahahaha

fuckedPriceless 17

Sunday 21 July 2013 15:59

It doesn't really just bleed through your jeans or shorts and run down your thighs. Semen is very thick and usually would just stay smeared all over his thigh, which isn't visible to anyone.

Ckopc 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

Regular sex helps to avoid such situations

SkyBirdy 5

Monday 2 April 2012 5:12

Or jerking off.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

haha did your grandma notice? OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

MLSxxox 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 20:23

LMAO #3!!!

suckerz 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 12:36

lmao @ # 3

Kozzy333 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:01

#2 and ********** more.

Gstone5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:18

Dizzygrl08 4

Friday 4 June 2010 2:07

Win on #5's part lol

Ldy_S_FTW 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:06

#3 made me LOL

CrazyDutch 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 20:05

your hot!!!

SoccerForTheWin 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:21

You could have responded to #3 then...

randii_17 11

Saturday 8 December 2012 1:35

The formatting was different three years ago...

timmytimmeh 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:51

Read what #5 said =]

Jancho 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 13:52

Why wouldn't you take a promotion, there are whole lot bigger idiots than you(appearently not...), that are doing that work, but you won't take the job, cause you are afraid.