Health Bad start to the day

Bad start to the day

Concussed - - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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shadowzraptor 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:25

im never showering again haha ): that sucks

iKaite 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:08

A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.

jokercard2010 0

Friday 9 March 2012 7:11

Holy sh!t now that's an FML

tobin22 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 10:04

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop lol

Elizabeth_Morris 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 17:15

hahahahahaha gutted

tonijulie 20

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:52

That happens to me all the time..

RealTalk0 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:05

What a terrible chain of events..

unholyhalfbreed 4

Friday 14 September 2012 20:55

that sucks fyl bro

hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 4 October 2012 3:15

That's a terrible turn of events!

ParisMilton93 15

Monday 8 October 2012 16:36

Anyone else smell bullshit?

bjrcarebear 9

Thursday 11 April 2013 4:36

Your life sucks! I'm sorry but I died for like 10min trying to read this to a friend on the phone! Thank you for making my day and I hope that yours is better!