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Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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Not-so-good-gymnast - 27/09/2009 08:35 - Australia

Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML

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no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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Anonymous - 02/02/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML

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a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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skitz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:41

how ironic.

akeep5 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:43

so did you get a trampoline or not?

skitz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:41

how ironic.

caitlyndeon18 10

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:40

Looks like you proved her wrong lol jk

greengoo107 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:42

maybe he will let you borrow it sometime :)

krazygirl100 9

Friday 22 April 2011 9:32

i dislocated my elbo on a trampalean it realy hurt

idoc300 11

Friday 18 April 2014 1:40

Maybe it effected more than your arm.

nomadxx7 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:43

Wow that sucks. For the record trampolines aren't safe.

jason2468 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:05

really #3 I didn't know that right after reading this dumbass. (acting as op)

quinny_1024 18

Friday 11 July 2014 4:42

Trampolines are not safe if you use them improperly. That said, accidents can still happen like in this case

akeep5 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:43

so did you get a trampoline or not?

MK1029 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:44

I'm sorry to hear you are retarded. I have a trampoline and can do flips and crap. It's so funny seeing people fly off and hit my fence or watching people break their legs on youtube.