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Bad doggo

babyboomerang - - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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Bad boy

Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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Bon appétit, I guess

Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

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Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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Baked

non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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Bake off

sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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He's still a very good boy

PaulineIsHere - 04/08/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML

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I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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Where there's a will…

Anonymous - 22/02/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML

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Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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angelxcollins 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:48

Oh gosh, that sucks. My dog wouldn't even wait for you to look away though, he would just go for it.

FBIWarning 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:52

wow, got owned by your dog

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Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:59

LAWL

SublatePandemic 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:20

My dog has snatched slices of pizza, pancakes, sandwiches... pretty much anything he can get. Dogs can't really control that too well.

AnaMaree 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:40

What kind of dog do you have that can jump up on the counter?

MrJentipede 2

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:04

Cats are far superior than dogs, you learned that lesson the hard way.

1337Steph 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:17

# 66 - My dog can do it. I have a rottweiler and when he stands on his hind legs, he reaches my nose and I'm 5'6.

Eiotlrd 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 5:26

YDI 100.00000000% there is no excuse for not teaching your dog to not eat off of a table

Mr_Kennedy 4

Wednesday 13 May 2009 7:58

Dogs are a royal pain. My family has two and they both are heavy burdens.

poobear 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 8:39

way to discipline your dog... mine would want the cake but would never dare take it when i turned my back. you deserve it for not training him correctly

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Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:56

What's the deal with fancy cakes? Someone was going to eat it eventually. That still sucks though.

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Wednesday 13 May 2009 10:09

#37 "train your dog to not eat food" that is one of the most stupid things i've ever heard and also how can ppl think cats r better than dogs cats just sleep the whole day