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lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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Flattie - 14/09/2017 04:30

Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML

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Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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Pakundo - 17/01/2009 11:31 - France

Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

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Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:10

What the ****? Most women aren't symmetrical. You should have told her, "Yeah, it happens. Not every saleswoman can have a ******* clue."

saIty 17

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:09

It's better then having a third nipple. Or is it? Dun Dun Dun.

lokiitababii69 19

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:59

That's not a bad thing. Some r the same, some aren't. Check out almost any other part of ur body closely... Ull see most aren't symmetrical but some r. Everyones different !!!! .

iNb4 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:31

There is no such thing as a pair of perfectly symmetrical breasts

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:31

**** are still **** nice soft and warm

Tonje__Langeteig 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:49

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED A BOOB JOB LOL !!! SUGGEST BOOB REDUCTION ?

LilHuggles 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:28

I wud say: why the hell r u looking at my boobs?!

copy125 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:35

Um, she was trying on a bra, the saleswoman was looking to see if it fit.

firefighter7421 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:32

I don't like perfect shapes!! ;)

sunkissedblonde 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:55

Dont worry shes just being mean

4ugu4 7

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:10

I would've looked straight at her face and been like, "and not everyones face is symmetrical..." and walked away. O_o

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:11

actually most faces aren't symmetrical... we instinctively view people with symmetrical faces as less trustworthy.

moviegirl6 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 14:44

Also, people with symmetrical faces are actually found more attractive. That's what attraction is based on when looking at a face. Our mind registers how "hot" they are by automatically analyzing the symmetry of the person's features. :)

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Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:20

As a girl, I'm going to ask how old are you OP? Girls' breasts grows well into their twenties unless they get pregnant so don't worry about it. The girl is just saying that you have lopsided breasts which would help you in your later bra shopping adventures. She could have said it nicer though.