Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 14:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 97 Share Tweet Share
Today, I love my husband to death and want sex all the time, meanwhile he claims he loves me too but constantly turns down sex and has even managed to negotiate a promise that I won’t ask for sex on special occasions like his birthday. What am I doing wrong? FML I agree, your life sucks 2 889 You deserved it 341
Today, my boyfriend came over. We'd planned on losing out virginities today. What we didn't plan on was having my 9-year-old brother and his friends making a video of "What teens do when no one is home." They taped the whole thing, including the five minutes it took us to get the condom on. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 965 You deserved it 931
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML I agree, your life sucks 54 609 You deserved it 3 992
Today, my health insurance has finally gone digital, so I sent them a message through their webpage, asking a question. I then got an email, telling me they'd replied. I had to log into their webpage again to see the reply, which read, "A letter concerning your question has been sent to you by post." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 172 You deserved it 86
Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML I agree, your life sucks 157 454 You deserved it 11 709
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 442 You deserved it 3 159
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML I agree, your life sucks 3 383 You deserved it 5 594
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML I agree, your life sucks 4 231 You deserved it 2 012
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.