Kids Ayy Macarena

Ayy Macarena

fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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babybreath - - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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paparoach - 21/12/2014 07:59 - United States - Kapolei

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

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Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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shway - - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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Shiverice - 13/10/2012 11:22 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:46 - United States - Russell Springs

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

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Mariebaz 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

"Mommy, look what the babysitter taught me!"

chickenwalrus 14

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

did the parents call you an ass hole? anyone? no? okay sorry.

ThatFunnyDude 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

I have coital cephalagia. it seems we share luck.

mylifesucks_fml 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:29

I would look that up... but honestly I'm just too damn lazy. so next time do me a favor and use plain English. ps- if no one knows what it is then no one will think its funny...

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:32

You taught her to bend over, OP?! She's not ready yet, they must be at least 6 for it to be legal... Right?

ThisIsMyReign 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:37

Hey, Macarena and moon!

Forlorn420 9

Thursday 28 June 2012 3:23

What you guys didn't hear that they added that part into the dance now? It's to keep up with the new generation and how they like to bend over earlier nowadays

unknown_user5566 26

Thursday 28 June 2012 4:13

1- Your username doesn't seem to be appropriate for your comment.

BrittRoxx101 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

MindFreakazoid 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:48

Read the FML one more time.

Bonzer 2

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:48

9 beat me to it.

2ndSucks 15

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:48

"Today, I was babysitting a four year old girl..." Gosh, good question.

MindFreakazoid 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:51

Haha sorry 10, but I can't stand to see someone be so stupid

IsAbElLiCiA20 6

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:51

2 - funny, I said the same thing about you, except it went more like "Seriously, how dumb is she?"

Bonzer 2

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:57

14- When I wrote my comment, I looked and saw you wrote yours right before I wrote mine, so I deleted to avoid looking like an idiot.

MindFreakazoid 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:14

19- Ah. I'm sure we were all thinking it, right? Yeah, no? Oh well. Anywhat, I like you, you're not one of those dumb-fudge commenters :D

zenrael 21

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:27

2- and I'm guessing you're the blonde.

hockeyoceancity 13

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:30

19 is eating 24!

Bonzer 2

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:02

24- Thank you. I like to think im not one of the stupid ones.

B4DR0M4NC333 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:55

I will assume you are the blonde one in the picture...

therealslim 15

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:26

^ you mate, are so ******* original

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:54

88 and 28- Way not to be stereotypical. I think it would be hilarious if she's the brunette. Marilyn Monroe created the "dumb blonde" stereotype. Guess what? She's a natural brunette.

NanillaVipples 2

Friday 29 June 2012 6:29

97 - I thought dumb blondes created the dumb blonde stereotype

Mariebaz 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

"Mommy, look what the babysitter taught me!"

flashback.miss 28

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:29

lol awww but im sure once you explained you can just laugh it off.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:52

I LOL'd AT YOUR PICTURE! XD

rocketpopper1030 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 5:05

Bahahah

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 28 June 2012 5:08

37: At first I thought you meant #30's tentacle-rape avatar lol 30: Nice tentacle-rape avatar--but why wasn't your reply lyrical?

baddawg365 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 6:24

Thing is its a guy...

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Thursday 28 June 2012 7:51

30 - It doesn't matter if OP explains. Look at his username.

hqbrat 8

Thursday 28 June 2012 13:36

That's nothing one time my little cousin (when she was little)went up to a little colored girl and asked her if she could lick her because she was"made of chocolate"

PrincessPesa 20

Thursday 28 June 2012 20:32

93, did you really just call someone "colored"? How about no.

chickenwalrus 14

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

did the parents call you an ass hole? anyone? no? okay sorry.

reallytho3 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:35

All is forgiven....

muzy 23

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:05

I bet the dad looked at OP and was like "You disloyal, fool ass, bitch made punk."

dude1122332 9

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:20

You mad bro?

Forlorn420 9

Thursday 28 June 2012 3:25

You sad bro?

2oc 5

Thursday 28 June 2012 4:35

I glad bro.

rcgirl2 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:45

Try explaining to them that you did not tell her to do that. Hopefully they thought it was cute.

macdaddymady 8

Thursday 28 June 2012 1:22

Considering OP is male, the parents most likely assumed the worst case scenario. Sorry OP.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:40

Notice OP's username…

MrFuzzles 5

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:46

She's just a kid, if I were a parent I'd think it's funny as hell.

unknown_user5566 26

Thursday 28 June 2012 3:50

Exactly! Unless they are super paranoid people to begin with, I highly doubt their first thought was: "OMG honey! The perverted babysitter mooned our child and now she's mimicking him!" Don't worry OP. I bet the parents will just put that in their mental vault of embarassing stories to tell when the kid starts dating.