Assumptions

Crappyfayman - - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
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Astraea 0

oh that sucks really. Im sorry for you you should have punched her in the face.

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CammyGal 26

That's when you say, "I can lose weight but you'll still be an ugly ****."

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cwl727 32

I would have said ok I will tell so and so you said that and for the name of so and so I would use the name of the hottest guy.

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ThatOneTimeLord 25

I would have sent it back telling them that she said ," Not in a million years fatass."

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HorrorJr 26

"Alright bitch, just because I'm fat doesn't mean I won't hit a bitch, stupid bitch"

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AwkwardKarma 18

You should've laughed in her face and said, "I wouldn't associate myself with a waste of space like you."

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THEDUDE1553566 24

Coming from a bigger guy I've gotten shot down for being fat too. Actually something similar has happened to me that was like this situation. Anyway the point I'm saying is keep your head up and keep going because the right person is out there for you. And by the way karma is a bitch she will probably end up fat one day too.

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