Transportation Assumptions

Assumptions

Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2018 15:00

Today, I got back to my car with a note cussing me out for parking in a disabled space when I’m clearly not disabled. They also smashed my windows. It’s true, I’m not disabled, but I also wasn’t parked in a disabled space. I was parked in a normal space next to the disabled spaces. FML

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ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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AHole - 21/11/2012 14:03 - United States - Grand Forks

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML

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Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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fatblackguy 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 12:00

asshat

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 12:02

Hah. Shitehawk. Anyway, why are people solving things by being impulsively aggressive, nowadays? Geez.

analisemarie 12

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:24

Your language :D

getsmart123 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:24

Who says asshat and shithawk?

ImaniBabii 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:33

Wtf is a shitehawk

samanthaluv 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:34

your post makes no sencse to me. please learn english before posting next time for everyones sake

charmanderCHAR 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 20:45

*Your post makes no sense to me. Please, learn English before posting next time, for everyone's sake. You're a ******' twat.

KelBelAndNats 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:08

Basically, yes. OP is an asshat.

bruinsuT 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:25

Can Someone please translate this into American English? I'm really confused on what it says

ktchem 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:54

from what I can guess.. he saw a fancy car park in a handicap spot and he thought he was bad ass enough to tell this driver what a douche he is, but then OP saw a wheel chair in the car and had to apologize for being a pompous jerk.

ktchem 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:50

is this written in British-style Ebonics?

goodgood_fml 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:54

I am sure OP has learned a valuable lesson. Mind your OWN business. Congrats!!

Kaerunoutof 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:55

Shitehawk means An objectionable person, or a twat or wanker. It's Irish. And since my mother tongue isn't English, I couldn't understand "twat" and "wanker", either. **** English.

osteobabe 13

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:36

Where I come from a shitehawk is a seagull, as it's a bird that everyone despises. I would consider asshat an American term, I've never heard it in conversation, only seen it used by US posters on forums.