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WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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Good one, thanks

RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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Random encounter

FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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Thanks dude!

Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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Classic prank

CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

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wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

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MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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Thursday 21 March 2013 19:01

If it was raining balls, you were officially tea bagged more than that poor girl on the bus trip.. My condolences.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:04

Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck? Because people suck.

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Thursday 21 March 2013 23:52

At the time of this posting there were 666 YDIs...this is truly a Highway to Hell.

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Friday 22 March 2013 0:13

That sounds like quite a nice young man.

dilley86 4

Friday 22 March 2013 0:13

Another reason why teenage drivers are idiots.

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Friday 22 March 2013 0:13

That was just mean. I'm sorry

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Friday 22 March 2013 0:38

That, my friend, was not a "nice young man" that was an cruel, mean spirited grade "A" asshole who would make a true texan weep. Must have been Dick Cheney driving down to visit George for an easter bunny hunt!

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Friday 22 March 2013 0:44

I mean picking up other people can lead to carjacking but he didn't have to call you an asshole.

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Friday 22 March 2013 0:45

harsh

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Friday 22 March 2013 1:06

What I don't understand is why you were walking. Your car broke down but that doesn't mean you can't sit inside where it's dry and call for a tow. Regardless, the guy was an asshole. Sorry OP!