Ask first, snoop later

Jenna Berreth - 07/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
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156496845646 5

You're the one going through someone else's stuff. And without permission. I don't know why you feel like you are the victim.

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aerith105 14

why would you be opening her drawer in the first place? I'm pretty sure you should ask before opening drawers SMH. I mean she probably let you in her room but still you don't open drawers without permission lmao

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

who knew an old woman would have a ***** 😮🙄 🙃

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156496845646 5

You're the one going through someone else's stuff. And without permission. I don't know why you feel like you are the victim.

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Sinshine 28

You deserved that. Don't ever go through other people's things without their permission. That's just disrespectful.

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julfunky 29

Why the hell are you going through someone’s drawers for a PEN? FFS it must be dreadful to live with you.

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mas12806 24

You’re so understocked on writing utensils, that you have to share one with 2 other people?

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RichardPencil 30

It would be ironic if she were looking for a purple pen and found a purple pen-is.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Annie's Boobs has your pen, but you'll have to wait for Ken Jeong to get it back for you.

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