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heatherjo - - United States
heatherjo - - United States
Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States
Anonymous - 07/07/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom
Anonymous - 17/04/2022 18:00
unlucky - 08/10/2012 16:39 - United States - Alpena
Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25
undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol
apparentlynotengaged - 04/07/2019 11:00 - Ireland - Dublin
Anonymous - 20/03/2009 21:03 - United States
Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham
engagedmaybe - 02/02/2010 06:20 - United States
Does he want to invite her to the honeymoon as well? I'm sure she'd feel left out.
Your profile picture works so well with that comment.
RUN
On the night of the wedding, while you are getting it on, don't be surprised if he turns his head mid thrust and says "Am I doing it right mommy, or do I need to put more back into it?". So, at this point, feel free to say "Your father does it better".
SHE wont be the one feeling awkward.
Oedipus complex?
That's horrible. My boyfriends a mummys boy to!!
They need love, not an engagement ring!
DON'T MARRY HIM
lol thats stupid
Is he Principal Skinner?