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Antisocial personality disorder

Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

Anonymous - - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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Anonymous Unknown - 15/02/2022 02:00

Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML

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Pranks for all ages

atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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Anonymous - 02/11/2010 02:58 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML

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Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML

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Who is you?

iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

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zenti 2

Friday 5 November 2010 8:10

Wow, Wal-Mart security sure is stupid if they're going to kick you out for something so insignificant. Slow day for security.

KiwiLime 0

Friday 5 November 2010 8:07

LOL, the woman's crazy.

army13D 0

Friday 5 November 2010 18:49

OP why were you in walmart for an hour?

moonmask 0

Friday 5 November 2010 18:57

This doesn't surprise me... they banned me for a whole month when I got on the intercom. I expected to be kicked out, but such a long ban seems harsh.

iliveinthesky_fml 0

Friday 5 November 2010 19:57

Beat her with her walking cane.

ghostychi 9

Friday 5 November 2010 20:17

what are you doing in walmart for a full hour. I'm in and out in 15 minutes at the most.

smr167 6

Friday 5 November 2010 21:10

YDI for being in Wal-Mart for more than 5 minutes

kmet16 0

Friday 5 November 2010 21:37

I call bullshit there's been actually bad stuff that has happened in walmart and the people never got kicked out just asked to stop and what did you do try and show someone where something is there's no way you get kicked out and if so why didn't you get the managers involved

striker249 0

Friday 5 November 2010 21:52

when does walmart hav security

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Friday 5 November 2010 23:10

Wellll, for all of you that are complaining about why she spent an hour in wal-mart, heres the answer: if you actually read the FML then you would have seen that she said "I was at a Wal-Mart, where all the aisles had been moved..."