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Anonymous - 31/03/2012 12:35 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon, I was nervous; eight, I was pissed. Around ten, I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

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Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

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unemployed - - United States

Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2018 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML

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Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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accountingclown - 21/01/2017 00:23

Today, I travelled cross-country to interview for my dream job. The team seemed to love me and I had a lot of fun. In the airport on the way home I saw a news report that the company is closing. FML

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kristine29 - 03/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML

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Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2010 14:20 - Israel

Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML

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taylah - 13/10/2022 10:00

Today, I had a phone interview, my first job interview in months. Two seconds in, I not only lost my signal, my phone froze up and stopped working completely. For six hours. FML

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Anonymous - 27/03/2023 18:00

Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML

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jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:47

so your telling me you didn't ever attempt to text one of your friends or surf the web in those 8 hours?

Ruffclue 9

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:46

and by 12 you got drunk .

viomartyr 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:03

Sorry OP, I literally facepalmed reading this. Well, to be fair, I suppose it's a mistake anyone could make.

Bunnizlovely 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:04

That truly sucks:/ Fyourlife 4real

justanotherhuman 21

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:09

Dear OP, YDI. This is how we separate the amateurs from the professionals. Lesson learned?

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:30

Ydi for being stupid

gibbyguppy 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:30

This is the reason we smart people check our phones constantly, just in case the unlikely event of us being in this situation shud arise :P

Vert90 11

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:46

"we smart people". You then amend your statement by saying "shud". And WE'RE the idiots? Lol.

coried91 28

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:08

Smart people? I'm sorry but I just laughed at the stupidity in that comment.

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Saturday 31 March 2012 22:35

I'm sorry but who doesn't switch their phone off ap mode str8 off the plane . You obviously wernt the right person for that job. Back on the plane home (on ap mode of course)

Vert90 11

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:49

I have no idea what message you're trying to convey. I'll attempt a rough translation of this Paleozoic era language. "I am sorry but who does not switch their phone off airplane mode straight offf the plane. You obviously weren't the right person for that job. Back on the plane home (On airplane mode, of course)." I think I was accurate. Now, my response: LEARN TO SPELL DUMBFUCK. 'nuff said.

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Saturday 31 March 2012 23:06

Well as far as I saw, the only word needing spelled right is weren't. Just bcuz ppl wanna use use abbreviations and put #'s in with letters doesn't mean they can't spell. You sir are a dipshit

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Saturday 31 March 2012 23:01

At least you got to go to New York! Lots of people do good to go to work with gas prices like they are!

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Saturday 31 March 2012 23:02

I can't imagine how disappointed u must be !!!!! So very sorry that happened!!!! Try to contact your perspective employers. What's the worst that could happen? You ll never know unless you ask!!! Good luck!!!