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Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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Anonymous - 08/08/2024 22:00 - United States - Topanga

Today, I thought it would be funny to bust out some dance moves in the middle of the supermarket to embarrass my teenage daughter. As I was trying to the moonwalk, I slipped on a wet spot and crashed into a stack of cereal boxes. FML

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cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

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dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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Username - 21/07/2011 11:14 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

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Facepalm2020 - 21/06/2020 23:01

Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML

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Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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Anonymous - 10/05/2025 12:00 - Ireland

Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML

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luvppl 6

Friday 19 August 2011 15:57

And parents say that our generation is stupid....

IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Friday 19 August 2011 16:00

that's why it's called breakdancing :D

HowBoutYouShutUp 7

Friday 19 August 2011 18:06

Not gunna lie, I probably would have laughed... But that sucks!

jerico616 14

Friday 19 August 2011 18:15

You're old. You can't do that shit anymore. Hopefully now you've learned your lesson!

loserman67 35

Friday 19 August 2011 18:56

At your age it's called "Breakmyhip" dancing. Take your Geritol, sit down and watch Murder She Wrote - you're too old for that crap - face up to life

MitchLuckerSS 6

Friday 19 August 2011 19:01

Wow. Nice

ninjanina 6

Friday 19 August 2011 19:36

Unfortunately, this sounds exactly like something my dad has done and continues to do sometimes.

lmBobSaget 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:40

AFV??

o0artisha0o 8

Friday 19 August 2011 20:01

YDI for trying to bring the 80's back.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Friday 19 August 2011 22:25

The 80s are back, my friend.

stopbutton 0

Friday 19 August 2011 20:03

go lay down.

sk8rgrl1303 4

Friday 19 August 2011 20:25

at least you almost got your groove back lol.

Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 19 August 2011 20:42

Well you showed her the breaking part. Now you just have to actually show her how to dance. Argh!

GraceKathryn97 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 0:07

U creep me out! That pic and ur username is just disturbing!

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