Miscellaneous After sleepover

After sleepover

carriageway - 31/01/2020 01:00 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML

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poisonivyandbigfoot - 10/09/2017 20:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML

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Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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angela - 12/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML

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Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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imblue42 - - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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wedding leper - 23/01/2016 05:25 - United States - Tucson

Today, I woke up after a two-day drive to go to my cousin's wedding. The view is beautiful, there's mountains everywhere, and my new backless dress is gorgeous. Too bad the hotel has bed bugs and my whole body is entirely covered in bright red bumps. FML

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purduepitney 10

Friday 31 January 2020 1:22

Bedbugs.

BorderCount 5

Friday 31 January 2020 3:55

Sounds like puberty hit you hard.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 January 2020 1:06

At least you didn't end up like Elaine after she slept on the Seinfelds pull-out couch!

purduepitney 10

Friday 31 January 2020 1:22

Bedbugs.

jriley4u 17

Saturday 1 February 2020 8:26

That was my first thought too.

BoulderDashTank19141 6

Friday 31 January 2020 1:34

Lice and or chiggers

BorderCount 5

Friday 31 January 2020 3:55

Sounds like puberty hit you hard.

WistayShlaio82 13

Friday 31 January 2020 19:30

Oh no, they need to clean that couch.

Chloe555_fml 27

Friday 31 January 2020 20:09

Yikes! Bed bugs!

Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Friday 31 January 2020 23:04

Everyone saying bed bugs... it can’t be. They didn’t mention any intense pain or itching and anyone who’s fate was unfortunate enough to let them become a victim of them knows the misery that comes with their company.😢😫 I’m sure that couch was just filthy. I’d do a deep cleanse mask with a touch tea tree oil and follow up with a nice toner/moisturizer, then you should be good

jessgio1979 5

Saturday 1 February 2020 6:25

bed bugs have something to block the itch for a while. so it may not seem like bedbug bites but it can be

jriley4u 17

Saturday 1 February 2020 8:28

Some people are more sensitive to the bites than others.

alycion 38

Saturday 1 February 2020 11:46

It could be a ton of things, but I would still take bed bug precautions with anything I had there so I don’t spread them to my place. And then if probably go to a doctor to be sure.