Intimacy Absolute beginners

Absolute beginners

Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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-_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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What is it?

Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 14 July 2014 5:17

He was just so over-whelmed. I would take it as a compliment if I were you.

pjsr 32

Monday 14 July 2014 5:17

Aww - they took his breath away!

Omniprism 14

Monday 14 July 2014 20:20

Sounds like you guys need to work up to that point.

SofiaM0517 8

Monday 14 July 2014 22:02

Take it as compliment

mokka44 8

Monday 14 July 2014 22:11

Kind of obvious that it really was his first time. At least you have proof he was honest with you.

224ShaedsOfPetty 3

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:26

Kmsl.!!!

gogators941 11

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:41

You sure must be breath taking.

GetBent730 5

Tuesday 15 July 2014 2:13

U must have a fantastic rack! Go u!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:38

That's merely a compliment to your endowment.

lexxiasaurus 28

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:59

As Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body would say: *grabs Needy's boobs (Amanda Seyfreid)* "These are like smart bombs point them in the right direction and shit get's real. "