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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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ama17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:18

That's quite a new take on just screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!"

Shock98 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:17

hahahah. what the heckkk. how did you not notice that?

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j730387 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:29

is that really what OP stands 4?

Killuhk 8

Friday 18 May 2012 13:19

No, it stands for octopus puke

Fallensimi09 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 8:50

Shut up ^ your an idiot!

trevishere 7

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:48

Says the one using your instead of you're.

Fire_lights 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:30

You didn't notice you were shouting the Lord's Prayer? Like, at all? It's a pretty long thing to be screaming.

Fml37 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:31

What the hell are u praying for. It's a roller coaster.... Btw praying wouldn't do anything anyway.

DeathShad0 1

Monday 20 July 2009 23:31

Yes. OP really stands for Oversized Penis.

Ligerie 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:37

bahahahahaha!!! I feel sorry for people sometimes.

kira822_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:31

Who cares if he was religious. I'm saying FYL but YDI cause it was your first time. How old r u?

shamille 5

Monday 20 July 2009 23:33

hahaha that's too cute

shamille 5

Monday 20 July 2009 23:36

OP stands for Original Poster. Or something.

Arcterion 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:36

Pussy. :| YDI

really_123 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:37

tatss maddddd funny yo!

nikoelisDR 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:38

that is really pretty sad FYL

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