Embarrassing, Party Work A night to remember

A night to remember

Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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helosthisshit - - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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Illegal and stupid

Anonymous - 23/10/2022 12:00

Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML

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Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

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kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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Not funny, guys

person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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cherrybollosm04 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D

Marysenjo 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:27

hhahahahahaa i love you for that. hahaha omg i hope someone videotaped it and put it on youtube XD

well_this_sucks 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:35

and no one stopped you because????

Ottawa_Sucks 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:35

Apparently you're just a ******* stupid drunk and possibly a liar. Mixing alcohol and medication is bad because it either causes your heart to stop or your liver to break, not because it makes you hyper.

iiteddy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:35

lmao gudd one well did u enjoy da cake atleast?

idrivefast 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:38

Odly enough, I was prescribed muscle relaxers after my car accident, went to a party and barly felt buzzed after 5 shots

louisianagrrrrl 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:38

it says on the damn bottle if you're not supposed to mix it with alcohol

imdumburdumber 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:39

that's what you get for taking pills instead of smoking a joint

MKC_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:40

Are you new at this whole 'Life' thing? When you go to anything work related you try to stay as sober as possible. These are the people you work with, not your old frat buddies...So first of all taking muscle relaxants before going to a party at your boss' place....stupid. If it hurts that bad, stay home....and drinking while on the pills at your boss' house.....epically stupid.