Animals Cats A new enemy

A new enemy

Anonymous - 01/03/2021 02:01 - United States - Great Mills

Today, my cat jumped into my lap and sat on my headphone cord. I tried to get it out from under her by pulling on it. Big mistake. My cat is now eyeing the cord and will attack it if I move it again. I have expensive headphones and the cord is not interchangeable. FML

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MyCatFromHell - 08/04/2021 22:59 - Brazil

Today, after suffering from a serious case of my cats always chewing my earphones, after many eaten cords, I finally got a bluetooth headphone. My cat peed on it. FML

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Part of the furniture

ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

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No typing! Only petting!

Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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If I fits, I sits

Anonymous - 03/03/2023 14:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML

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Poor little guy

Almost neutered - 28/11/2022 00:00

Today, my cat wouldn't stop attacking the strings on my pants, and I couldn't get him to stop. However, he did finally stop when he missed the strings and grabbed me by the dick, because I accidentally kicked him across the room when he did. FML

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That's the power of love

Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML

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ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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Bad kitty

Anonymous - 21/04/2025 02:00 - United States - Taylor

Today, after coming home with a delicious chocolate cake that I bought for Easter for my family, I realized my mom's cat was chewing on the end of my cellphone charging cord that I left on the floor in a rush to head out the door. I'd only just bought the cord yesterday and the cat chewed on it so hard, the plug's bent. FML

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cariboucontainer 22

Monday 1 March 2021 14:19

Get a cord protector!

Seeya55 31

Monday 1 March 2021 13:38

Try some citrus spray on it? Lightly wipe the cord down with it where it dangles.

Seeya55 31

Monday 1 March 2021 13:38

Try some citrus spray on it? Lightly wipe the cord down with it where it dangles.

cariboucontainer 22

Monday 1 March 2021 14:19

Get a cord protector!

Seeya55 31

Monday 1 March 2021 14:37

Oh yes, or that lol!!

peterblack67 9

Monday 1 March 2021 23:08

So hide it from your cat.

bound101 7

Tuesday 2 March 2021 0:14

exactly

dasin 18

Tuesday 2 March 2021 18:21

pick cat up toss to ground, if cat appraoch cord, push cat away, repeat till cat understand you are sturdy wall personally i just pratice cat tipping, similar to cow tipping but cats will try to get back up so you can have more fun with it, dog are a tad funner since they come out looking confused while cats get mad youre bigger then they are