A little less conversation…

IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
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chester75 5

lol I can't believe OP didn't find it awkward

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puppy23 3

Real English uses s, American English uses z. We say apologise, you say apologize. Get an education.

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Vaughnadawn 0

Diarrhea and apologize are spelled diarrhoea and apologise in Britain.

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My_Sweet_Shadow 4

I do declare! That is a shitty situation :P

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HouseKeeping 0

I don't see the FML here, this happens a lot.

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megz21 0

if u didn't want to hear someone taking a shit then don't use a public restroom, idk why people get so grossed out by that everyone does it.

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69_jackson_69 0

She be talkin shit 'bout you?

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pere 11

Kudos on the name-choice... cracked me up

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