By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle
By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 05:38 - United States - Brenham
By nodoggforme - 31/01/2015 00:13 - United States - Beaverton
By briang959 - 30/01/2015 23:28 - United States - Thomaston
I'm the OP. Thankfully my wife has a good sense of humor. We eventually found out some of our friends did this as a joke. :). Time to pay the prank forward. The comments are hilarious, BTW.
By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn
By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 00:59 - United States - Ocean Springs
By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills
By anonpbc - 28/01/2015 13:51 - United States - Salina
OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.
By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States
By sleeping on the floor - 27/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Fairfield
By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest
By uggg - 23/01/2015 18:09 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 06:33 - Canada - Sherwood Park
By Anonymous - 22/01/2015 06:41 - United States - Suwanee
By FootInMouth - 20/01/2015 19:16 - South Africa
By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough
By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown
By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 13:35 - Australia
By Halcyon_Sancta - 19/01/2015 13:05 - United States - Las Vegas
Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.
By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler
By wounded pride, intact cock - 17/01/2015 18:49 - United States
By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France
By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion
By everysingleone - 16/01/2015 03:43 - United States
By Can I press charges? - 15/01/2015 17:23 - Australia - Hamilton
By SouthPaw - 14/01/2015 21:48 - United States - Baton Rouge
By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami
By ihateeverything - 14/01/2015 17:35 - United States - Granbury
By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs
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OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.