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By lauraoph - 15/10/2013 00:47 - France
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J'ai oublié de préciser que nous les avons retrouvés et classés dans l'ordre!
Haaa ma VDM est validée ! :D Alors pour info, il s'agissait d'un concert de Dionysos (il y a quelques années déjà). Ma (grande) sœur n'a pas vraiment été assommée par Matthias Malzieu mais lorsque celui a surfé sur la foule, un fan a voulu faire de même et a mis un coup de pied derrière la tête de ma sœur, du coup elle a percuté l'épaule d'une personne devant elle ! Elle a perdu connaissance et j'ai eu toutes les peines du monde à la maintenir et à interpeller la sécurité, qui n'avait d'yeux que pour Matthias ! Au final, elle a vu les pompiers qui l'ont laissé rejoindre le concert 1 ou 2 chansons plus tard, sauf que je ne le savais pas et j'ai passé tout le concert à m'inquiéter ... Bref, surfer sur la foule, c'est le mal !