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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Clichy
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Coucou tout le monde ! En fait je m'appelle euh... Euh... Merde !
Je sais plus putain !!!!!!???
Sinon, vous connaissez le plat préféré du chat de Schrodïnger ?
Le poisson pané !
Je me tais, c'est bon.
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette vdm et bien entendu nous avons fait la copie du cv ! On voit quelques originalités dans les recrutements même des personnes à qui on dit que c'est bon et qui ne donnent plus signe de vie... Il m'est arrivée de donner des réponses négatives très personnalisées et avec des conseils pour les candidatures. La question n'est bien sûr pas que cette personne cherche aussi dans d'autres entreprises, bien heureusement ! Mais il aurait été plus à son avantage de nous annoncer à son premier passage que c'était son seul exemplaire de cv et on aurait fait une copie spontanément...