VB999

A propos de Vb999

Not specified

Vb999 - Followers

Vb999 - Followed

Vb999's page visits

lovers5201

BrigitteKo...

FrizzleNes...

Fucked!

Vb999's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Vb999's favorite FMLs

By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

agreeclassic 60 249

vote type 1 2 684

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 04:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML

agreeclassic 41 748

vote type 1 1 814

By OhWhoCares - 17/08/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

agreeclassic 25 803

vote type 1 2 792

OhWhoCares app_comment_confession_title

OhWhoCares 42

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:18

I got an FML published!!! Lol wow and I submitted it when I was still pretty upset I didn't think it'd get published :P Okay anyway I ended up calling the police and they were able to find him, along with my books and apparently a ton of other stuff since he'd been robbing people all day and drugs. Hopefully this isn't an omen or anything about my upcoming semester...

Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

agreeclassic 27 020

vote type 1 2 463

Childfree

By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 08:33 - United States

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML

agreeclassic 18 715

vote type 1 42 923