serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML 47 301 4 590
lolzor - 12/03/2009 12:07 - Australia Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML 37 495 106 105