Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML 27 200 5 594
Perfect! BahHumbug - - United States - Painesville Today, after weeks of keeping it a secret, I excitedly gave my boyfriend what I thought to be the perfect Christmas present. Turns out lock picking sets are illegal in Ohio. FML 18 368 8 183