Axelle_fml

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

21
Badges!

0
Comments

1004
Visits

338
Favorites

29 years-old
Friday 06 December 1996
Not specified

A propos de Axelle_fml

Not specified

Axelle_fml - Followers

Axelle_fml - Followed

Axelle_fml's page visits

lovers5201

Hailstorm9...

Windmill

newbiemale...

TheTshirt

IntoTheClo...

Fucked!

TheTshirt

Axelle_fml's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

37_badgename

37_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

53_badgename

53_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

8_badgename

8_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

93_badgename

93_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Axelle_fml's favorite FMLs

Old lady hotline

By fml9124 - 02/11/2020 08:08

Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML

agreeclassic 1 204

vote type 1 208

Life is unfair…

By Anonymous - 01/11/2020 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I was caught up in an armed robbery and after talking to the cops, my boss cut my pay for being 2 hours late. After I trudged home and told my parents, they are now forcing me to sleep in a tent in the garden, just in case the robber gave me COVID. FML

agreeclassic 1 821

vote type 1 155

By anonymous - 16/07/2015 22:21 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

agreeclassic 36 216

vote type 1 5 174

By bronieswillrule5eva - 11/06/2012 18:16 - Canada - Summerside

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

agreeclassic 24 716

vote type 1 3 490

By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

agreeclassic 35 903

vote type 1 3 640