By Nofreeride - 28/01/2017 18:00 Today, after arguing with my husband over who needed the car more, I thought he clearly won. As the loser, I spent the day walking everywhere. Later, I learned that he thought I'd won and left the car in our apartment parking garage for me while he took the bus to work. FML agreeclassic 6 990 vote type 1 2 102 Share Tweet Share
By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML agreeclassic 8 804 vote type 1 75 555 Share Tweet Share