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By plantsaredead - 20/07/2016 03:40 - United States - Garland

Today, while on vacation, I received a text from my friend whom I asked to water my plants saying, "I wasn't supposed to be watering your plants, right?" I've been gone for 5 days. FML

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Unlucky1232 20

Thursday 21 July 2016 21:31

so.... it's just 5 days. How quickly do plants die? Plants in California last

pickmikk 12

Wednesday 20 July 2016 20:32

Hey look on the bright side, here in southern California, we're only allowed to water once a week. Plus, it's hot. (Not as hot as Texas but still..) My plants are still green! Tell him/her to get over there and give them a nice soaking ASAP. It'll be ok!

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pickmikk 12

Wednesday 20 July 2016 20:32

Hey look on the bright side, here in southern California, we're only allowed to water once a week. Plus, it's hot. (Not as hot as Texas but still..) My plants are still green! Tell him/her to get over there and give them a nice soaking ASAP. It'll be ok!

Unlucky1232 20

Thursday 21 July 2016 21:31

so.... it's just 5 days. How quickly do plants die? Plants in California last

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