Today, the final part of my processor upgrade finally arrived.... - FML

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Today, the final part of my processor upgrade finally arrived. While removing my graphics card I noticed it was stuck in the chassis. With a bit of force I manage to get it out, but not without losing a capacitor. My warranty ended two weeks ago and all my money was spent on this upgrade. FML

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