Intimacy: Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor... - FML

By AirOne - 12/11/2008 14:39 - United States

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Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

ThorsSon 0

Monday 9 March 2009 19:31

Dude... you are getting laid... your woman is obviously enjoying it... she is not ashamed of it... and your neighbor is cool with it? If these are bad things for you, I will gladly come fill in for you.

ZleveL 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 7:45

umm you are #9

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bkrazy12345 0

Friday 30 October 2009 6:35

Well at least you had fun and shared ur joy

notyou123 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:03

not FML worthy

judomemo 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:55

for your entertainment- Adam Lambert lol

fah_Q 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 18:04

sweet

UsaTrackstar 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 2:11

p

colts609380 7

Thursday 24 June 2010 0:05

lol

dorktastic09 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:47

dude. this is not an fml, this is a win. nut your girl is a ditz for apologizing.

jaymills94 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:10

lol

Brittney_E 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 0:14

thats just sad.

maryy78_fml 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 20:22

lol this waas funny

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