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By salii321 - 12/05/2016 15:15 - Australia - Burwood

Today, my mum announced her pregnancy after 18 years (since my youngest brother was born). Meanwhile, I'm 22 never been kissed or in a relationship. FML

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SpyroMello 29

Friday 13 May 2016 5:22

Don't worry OP. My sister is 23 with the same situation and your mother has probably been married for years. You'll find your special someone and have your moments. No need to rush it.

klipper57 12

Friday 13 May 2016 21:52

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SpyroMello 29

Friday 13 May 2016 5:22

Don't worry OP. My sister is 23 with the same situation and your mother has probably been married for years. You'll find your special someone and have your moments. No need to rush it.

GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 6:53

Yikes, talk about high risk pregnancy. Assuming she was at least 16 when she had OP, that would make her... What, something like 56?

GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 11:55

Looking back I think I got that math wrong. Whoops. Still, she seems like she would have to be in her flurries at the least.

klipper57 12

Friday 13 May 2016 21:52

Welcome to my world

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