Miscellaneous: Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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Pepn_Fresh 14

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:25

wow, you'd think your mom would understand

TLIBZ 4

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:26

Seems like she's on her rags too..

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Tuesday 30 December 2014 17:55

How

Javiermvaz 3

Sunday 13 September 2015 21:25

I know I'm friends with her

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