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Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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Anonymous - 26/10/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Saint Ives

Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML

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Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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Assumptions…

Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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Get your facts straight

Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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Stereotypes

Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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shadowedpixie 19

Thursday 18 April 2013 9:06

At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?

gracehi 31

Thursday 18 April 2013 9:15

Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.

xoxoinspired 6

Wednesday 24 April 2013 7:30

Woaahh thats to much if shes gay than she should stay with girls.Not lead a guy on.

floatablebullet 7

Friday 3 May 2013 0:46

soooooo... 3 way

TallMist 32

Sunday 3 May 2015 13:17

1. The girlfriend here in this story is a lesbian. She would most likely NOT be willing to have sex with a guy. 2. If he has a threeway with the girl in love with his sister, that'd mean he'd have to do it with his sister, since his girlfriend likely would not want to have a dick in her 3. This is assuming the sister is bi or lesbian 4. If the sister IS a lesbian, that'd mean she wouldn't want a dick in her either, especially not her brother's.