By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!

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You should have taken a dump in a box and gift-wrapped it.

Was the picture of you in a nice cheap frame?

and why the hell woukd you have a present for her?!

Just tell him, there is no gift. And the 2 of them can take a LONG walk on a short pier!

She could have at least come herself. She's an absolute frickin' walnut.

To which you should have replied, I returned that yesterday