Miscellaneous: Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 12:04

If someone sends you something containing the world gullible, ignore it and assume you're being tricked. It's a good rule to follow. Also, it took you thirty minutes to realize this? That's just sad.

CruelSirDrum 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:14

did you know the word "gullible" isnt even in the dictionary?

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RatIsKing 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 4:37

lmfao I didn't eve get that until you pointed that out. that's so funny

antonioohama 0

Monday 12 October 2009 23:05

Did you know that gullible said quickly sounds like gummy bears?

RapeNoobs 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:10

Today, I spent 5 minutes trying that too even though the OP said it didn't work... then I didn't realize the joke "gulible" until 10 minutes later. I feel retarded. FML

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Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:12

Today, I spent 5 minutes trying that too even though the OP said it didn't work... then I didn't realize the joke "gulible" until 10 minutes later. I feel retarded. FML