Weddings, Awkward and Love: Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial...

By no low five - 30/11/2011 11:17 - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:06

so kiss AND high five . marriage is all about compromise yes ?

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:05

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LostRose22 2

Saturday 3 December 2011 17:58

2 words..RED FLAG.

pred6 5

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:20

Chest bump!

jimz363 1

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:08

That's really creative of your future husband. He sure is a keeper.

octopussperm125 18

Sunday 4 December 2011 13:37

Thats original. Maybe ill do that

FUNExtreme 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:38

Why don't you just fist-bump instaid?

XxSwaggerGirlxX 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:41

sucks forr you !

surferforlifezzz 1

Monday 5 December 2011 3:47

Ok this is a perfect example of why your making the biggest mistake of your life and marrying her.....

kayaker83 4

Monday 5 December 2011 6:30

You SHOULD compromise! High five his face ;) lol

LaZiBoi9 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:21

A genius

hiiyaitsme648 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 20:53

pretty good idea!

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