Intimacy: Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion...

By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:52

"Bitch please I skinned one alive and turned into a purse." Is what you should answer.

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Comments

JoshMohawk 11

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:30

Don't blame that shit on your wife, ****.

jimmywithsalt 19

Thursday 26 September 2013 6:12

Whatever her faults were, you can't say she isn't creative :0)

ericcrash 13

Thursday 26 September 2013 6:26

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, I remember something on the news recently that was shockingly similar .

annihil8or 15

Thursday 26 September 2013 6:59

Sue the bitch and ask her if it's still funny.

urhumor 2

Thursday 26 September 2013 22:53

as the saying goes once you go black your never going back! Honestly it was funny as hell! You wanna consider filming her while Bathing and upload it directly to some prawn sites and tell her how many likes she gets on Facebook!