Animals: Today, my dog decided to get in my bed while I was asleep. I...

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By dogluver - 26/07/2016 07:12 - United States - Culpeper

Today, my dog decided to get in my bed while I was asleep. I woke up with tons of bug bites. She has fleas. FML.

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Bibliovore 26

Wednesday 27 July 2016 14:11

Are you treating her for the fleas? She must not love getting bitten all the time, either.

_anon_beep_7 12

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:10

My professional opinion is to give your dog a bath. Perhaps in dog soap that gets rid of fleas.

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Bibliovore 26

Wednesday 27 July 2016 14:11

Are you treating her for the fleas? She must not love getting bitten all the time, either.

_anon_beep_7 12

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:10

My professional opinion is to give your dog a bath. Perhaps in dog soap that gets rid of fleas.

xxteddybearzxx 10

Thursday 28 July 2016 14:16

You need to go get some flea preventative something like bravecto or at the very least a flea collar. Its not healthy that she has fleas and could get very sick.

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