Love: Today my boyfriend cancelled our first date in months by saying... - FML

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By Humpf - 11/05/2016 23:14 - Australia - Alexander Heights

Today my boyfriend cancelled our first date in months by saying we should stay home and save, fair enough if not an hour later he says he is going to Iron Maiden this weekend so basically i should stay home and save for the holiday we are both going on in 6 weeks. FML

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menja 29

Thursday 12 May 2016 17:35

Did he say he bought the tickets? Were they a gift? Did he win them? You can tell him off if he bought them, otherwise there's nothing to complain about

smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 5:15

He could always sell them if they're really that tight on cash!

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Csoi 28

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:35

Make it a girls night ;D

menja 29

Thursday 12 May 2016 17:35

Did he say he bought the tickets? Were they a gift? Did he win them? You can tell him off if he bought them, otherwise there's nothing to complain about

smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 5:15

He could always sell them if they're really that tight on cash!

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 12 May 2016 19:29

Iron Maiden is awesome, but your bf is an idiot. Tell him to choose between the trip & the concert if you're that strapped for cash.

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