Intimacy: Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's... - FML

By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

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Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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Jaywin 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.

MaCherie_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:06

"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D

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lolalola47l 8

Sunday 10 November 2013 2:03

omg hilarious!!! def not fyl

WingedLovely27 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 22:00

*slow clap* Well played.

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Friday 3 October 2014 1:41

Funniest little kid ever I swear XD

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Sunday 8 February 2015 6:03

More funny than FML

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