Love: Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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Jaywin 3

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

I would like to see this $15 balloon.

Sage1314 4

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:33

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

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loveandwriting24 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:59

$15 for a BALLOON????? At least you have the ice cream!!

imintheair 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:01

awww.

rednaxela_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:03

what an asshole! i'm sorry.

jeffrey27rj 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:08

that's what you get for buying a 21 year old a balloon

asortafairtale 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:15

you would have been better off just buying him beer. and if you cant buy it yourself then go find somebody who can.

brio_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:18

that'll teach you to purchase something that's gonna start to deflate in a day for $15.

blahdeda 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:19

This is one reason why I do something special for my bf for his birthday, separate from his party w/ friends. Still that really sucks, so FYL.

opinionator 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:34

#2: "Boys will be boys" is your way of saying to this lovely lady "you're a girl, so your opinion doesn't matter." Not FML, not FHL, but F.U.

HurriKaty 4

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:36

Total marriage material.

Person_Man 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:41

You still got the ice cream left!

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