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By yourwifelovesme - 02/12/2018 10:09
Today it’s my sisters 21st birthday. I went to pick her and a friend up at a bar. I parked, went in and left not 5 minutes later and my car was towed. I went to get it back and discovered those assholes ripped the front lip off my car. Then on the way home her friend puked in my backseat. FML