Kids and Holidays: Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts...

By yen - 07/10/2018 22:00

Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML

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Tuesday 25 September 2018 10:57

*waits for the inevitable "There's nothing wrong with your son believing in Santa. He can believe in anything he wants. And he can be a brony, too!" rants*

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You know, parents play a big role in the children’s development. You must have kept your son in quite a tight bubble. Does he have friends? Does he know how to tie his own shoelaces?

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Britt2050 8

Tuesday 9 October 2018 9:09

I mean, I'm pretty sure there's a point where parents tell their children Santa isn't real. That's how it was when I was growing up anyway. I had it figured out before then anyway and it's pretty bad if your son didn't figure it out himself by 22. But you probably should have told him at some point before he was 22.